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R:990127/0754Z @:NL3LDM.ZH.NLD.EU #:31697 [L.dam] FBB7.00f $:1955_BE4BBS
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R:990125/2044Z @:BE1BBS.ZL.NLD.EU #:56965 [Middelburg] FBB7.00g $:1955_BE4BBS
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R:990123/0918Z @:AA1BBS.#14.WIEN.AT.EU #:60459 [Wien] FBB7.00g $:1955_BE4BBS
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R:990122/1803Z @:BE4BBS.AN.BEL.EU #:1955 [Beerse, JO21KH] FBB7.00g $:1955_BE4BBS

From: BE4BBS@BE4BBS.AN.BEL.EU
To  : VIRUS@WW


Beware Of The Following Viruses:

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly
claims it's a
MAC.

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the
memory out of your
computer.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole
computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the
computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.................Screws up your RAM but
your processor doesn't care.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk
into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Woody Allen virus............By-passes the
motherboard and turns
on a
daughter card.

Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks minor
files.

 Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function,
but makes a
pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but
forgets where
 it is
stored.

 Dr. Kevorkian virus..........Searches your hard
drive for old
 files and deletes them.

Oprah Winfrey virus..........Your 200MB hard
drive suddenly
shrinks to
80MB and then  slowly expands to 300MB.

AT&T virus...................Every 3 minutes it tells
you what
great
service you are getting.

 MCI virus....................Every 3 minutes it reminds
you that you're paying too much for the  AT&T virus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates
and stay resident.  It'll be back.

Viagra virus.......Expands your hard drive while
putting too much pressure on your zip  drive.

Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch
hard drive and
no memory.

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Greetz

Hans

spink@planetinternet.be
be4bbs@be4bbs.an.bel.eu
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