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From: NL4JML@NL3ASD.NH.NLDEU
To  : VIRUS@NLD


[¯¯¯ TST HOST 1.43c, UTC diff:-1,Local time: Zat Okt 31 04:30:22 1998 ®®®]

Hereunder is a list of computer Virusses for your enjoyment

New Celebrity Computer Viruses
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Monica Lewinsky virus:.... Sucks all the memory from your computer
Ronald Reagan virus:...... Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Mike Tyson virus:......... Quits after one byte
Oprah Winfrey virus:...... Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB
                           and then slowly expands to 300MB
Lorena Bobbit virus:...... Turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:. Searches your hard drive for old files & deletes
                           them
Ellen Degeneres virus:.... Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Titanic virus:............ Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus:............. Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus:............. Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
Sharon Stone virus:....... Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's
                           there
Tim Allen virus:.......... Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive
                           upon contact
Woody Allen virus:........ Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter
                           card
Saddam Hussein virus:..... Won't let you into any of your programs
Tonya Harding virus:...... Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
George Michaels virus:.... Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data
                           buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus:.... Only attacks minor files
X-files virus:............ All your Icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus:......... Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
AT&T virus:............... Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you
                           are getting
Arnold Schwarzenegger:.... Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back


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