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To  : CRAP@NLD

 NL2JRN/TPK 1.83.  Msg: N§ 474.  Datum: 13-09-99.  Tijd: 17:54 UTC


Microsoft TV Dinner Product Insert 

By: Unknown. Formatted by: Jon Bonner. You must first remove the plastic
cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV
dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would
constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let
others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how
good it is. 

If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the
oven using these keystrokes: <\%heat//> Then enter:
\|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme>. 

If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set
itself and cook the dinner. 

Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must
be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven
and enter \. This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the
microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your
hardware vendor. 

Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than
the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are
empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large to fit in
your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment. 

Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken
variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call Microsoft
Help and they will explain that you really don't want another variety.
Microsoft Chicken is all you really need. 

Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their
chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size.
Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in
Microsoft approved packaging. 

Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that
version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in
advance. 

Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer,
causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your
freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway. 


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